Onion

While Onion is a noncom, she contributes to the Bel community as a social diplomat and general garbage-monger. She loves bringing people from all walks of life, from all camps, and from all nearby port-o-potties together in laughter and mutual suffering. As a long-time member of Blackwater, her Gelf membership forms the Snakewater Bridge between two bizarre worlds. Crusty by day and shrieking by nightfall, Onion is drawn to the louder parts of camp like a fly to roadkill. She will probably ruin your medieval experience.